Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Is it better to burn out than fade away?


I'm burned out from writing about roofing all day which 1) I know nothing about and 2) is not really all that interesting in the first place.

If I've burned out already, could I just fade away and go home now?

Does anybody read this?

Does anybody really know what time it is?

Does anybody really care?

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Stuck in the mud somewhere in the swamps of Jersey?


Ok, even the Jersey Inspections crew don't need to perform walk through inspections on your New Jersey home to see that.

However, no matter whether you're selling your home or in the market for one, it's always in your best interest to obtain licensed home inspections in New Jersey to make sure that all is well with your home.

The business offers 3rd party impartial on site home inspections in New Jersey to determine potential hazards or maintenance that could adversely affect a home's selling value.

For fair and accurate New Jersey home inspections, call them today!

Monday, December 8, 2008

Signs, signs...everywhere signs


Are you looking for custom signage in Portland or even a new logo design nationally for you or your business?

Coho Design can take care of all of your needs as one of the premier Portland logo design and graphics establishments!

In addition, those of you who are into maritime excursions, they can provide boat lettering on a national scale as well as marine graphics in Portland.

Why not check out everything from vinyl graphics in Portland to vinyl boat wraps in Portland today?

Friday, December 5, 2008

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Frustration


Sometimes it really sets in when things go awry from the beginning and snowball until there's one person left to fix it.

In the last 2 cases, it's me!

And when you go back and try to find out where things went wrong, you get a Dewey Oxberger type answer:

"Well, sir, we were going to this bingo parlor at the YMCA...well, one thing led to another and the directions got all fouled up..."

*Sigh*...one more day!

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Haven't seen my shadow...


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"There is NO way this winter is EVER going to end as long as that groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. I don't see any way out of it. He's got to be stopped. And I have to stop him."

Just pretty much the way I feel right now...

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Another day older and deeper in debt...


Maybe you don't have "Sixteen Tons" of debt, but there are quite a few people who are struggling. If you're from Canada, there's help from Task One Mortgage!

Promoting the elimination of debt in Canada, the mortgage brokers offer an incredible program promoting not only debt consolidation loans in Edmonton, but also will show you how to refinance mortgages in Calgary to help you get out of your situation.

If you have bills piling up, it's time to fix your problem before it gets worse. Not only will they offer home equity consolidation loans in Alberta, but put you on a unique program to help you reduce monthly expenses and your total overall! Why not contact them today?

Monday, December 1, 2008

Button, button...who's got the button?


You will and you can make cash off of it as part of new and original ideas for fundraisers in Jacksonville or fundraising tips in Philadelphia.

Just arrange for your participants to take photos, upload them, arrange them the way you want them thanks to our templates and just await the final product in the mail along with your check for 50% of the proceeds.

For example, after you complete everything, it would take about 7-10 days until your custom photo buttons in Chicago arrive.

Our photo buttons make for easy fundraisers in New York City as well as a different take on the same old fundraising ideas in Phoenix!

Friday, November 28, 2008

Meh


It's Friday after a holiday...

Whaddya want for nothin'?

R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-rubber BISCUIT?

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

H_PP_ THAN_S_IVIN_


I'll help you out...

The missing letters are A, Y, K, G

Just a little Happy Thanksgiving hangman for you!

Enjoy the holiday!

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Framed!


Have something you need framed? Copley Art & Framing offers custom and ready made picture framing in Boston, discount picture framing in Jamaica Plain and even dry mounting and lamination in Cambridge.

Contact them today for more information or to get your photo, portrait or painting framed today!

Monday, November 24, 2008

Freeze Frame


"There were no defects to be found Snapshot image froze without a sound"
--Freeze Frame, J Geils Band

Those lyrics pretty much sum up the precision of Fizelwink Photography. As a top wedding photographer in New Mexico, Ryan Young is well known and respected throughout the area for not only his incredible wedding portraits in Albuquerque New Mexico, but also family photography in Santa Fe and general New Mexico photography.

if you're seeking a true professional for everything from an Albuquerque wedding photographer to New Mexico family portraits, you couldn't find anyone better!

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Go for brokers


The Mortgage Brokers in Calgary, that is!

If you're looking for any type of Alberta home loans, they are a privately owned agency that's not affiliated with lenders so they can shop around for the best rates for you.

No matter whether you're searching for loans for first time buyers in Calgary, mortgage rate quotes in Lethbridge, to refinance your home in Edmonton or general home loan requirements in Red Deer Alberta, they can assist you!

Turn to someone you can trust for all of your mortgage solutions in Alberta!

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Shred after reading


Identity theft has become a terrible problem in America, affecting almost everyone in some way.

That's why every employer, no matter whether commercial or government, and residence should make certain that their important documents are shredded to avoid mishaps. Document Security Solutions offers premiere office document shredding services in San Diego to help you avoid thieves that are after your sensitive documents.

As a veteran owned small business in Perris, our founder has over 20 years experience in government document storage, handling and shredding. We offer confidential document shredding services in Riverside, mobile document shredding in Hemet, and on site document shredding in Moreno Valley.

Contact them today to make sure that you're completely safe!

Monday, November 17, 2008

You stay classy San Diego!


And they can't help it by Century 21 Carole finding homes for sale in Lakeside, houses for sale in La Mesa and other San Diego real estate!

Dealing with both homes for sale in San Diego to investment property, they are a real estate agent in San Diego who strives to match the best person with the best property!

Friday, November 14, 2008

It's 5:30 somewhere...


It almost is here...then, it's only 63 hours of freedom until forced back into captivity!

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Do the swim!


Or the snorkel...or the dive.

When you book an affordable vacation through Cancun All Inclusive, you can pretty much do whatever you like! Whether you arrive by Celebrity Cruises or just purchase a trip to Iberostar Cozumel, the Riviera Maya resort or even an Antigua vacation, odds are that it will be the best vacation ever.

Contact them today for everything from an all inclusive Caribbean vacation to a cruise package deal vacation you won't soon forget!

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Little green houses for you and me...


With apologies to John Cougar Mellencamp, it should be green homes in Las Cruces that you're looking for.

As an EcoBroker, Renee Frank will search all Las Cruces real estate for the perfect environmentally ready home so that you can save money on energy bills in the future. No matter whether you're seeking investment properties in Las Cruces or homes for sale, contact Renee at Emerick RE Inc.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Time for a change?


Is your kitchen looking drab? Does it need a facelift?

If so, then consider kitchen remodeling in Boston or kitchen remodeling in Hartford courtesy of Assorted Stone & Cabinet LLC!

They can give your kitchen a whole new look with cabinets refacing in Boston or a premier granite countertop in Hartford.

Contact them today for affordable pricing and a wide array of materials from which to choose.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Wedding Bell Blues?


Probably because you haven't found a photographer that you like...

Well, if you're in the Maryland area, you might want to try Jon T Miller Photography!

Featuring some of the best and most affordable wedding packages in Maryland, Miller, who is a consummate professional wedding photographer in Silver Spring, and his associates can create phenomenal wedding portraits in Columbia and wedding portrait photography in Olney.

So when you're planning your affair, remember who will do the most incredible job possible!

Friday, November 7, 2008

Restoration


Beautiful Finish does impeccable work on remodeling kitchen cabinets in Massachusetts, antique furniture restoration in Massachusetts and commercial furniture touch up in Massachusetts.

Why not give them a call when you need something spruced up at home or in the office?

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Threat of foreclosure?


Then you need to turn to American Loss Mitigation Solutions of Nevada to avoid foreclosure in Las Vegas.

They have certified foreclosure counselors in Las Vegas who can help you keep your home in Mesquite, prevent foreclosure in Summerlin, perform a short sale in North Las Vegas and avoid foreclosure in Indian Springs.

Time is of the essence so if you're facing any type of Las Vegas foreclosure, contact them immediately!

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Need a change?


If you're looking to improve yourself personally and professionally, then why not consider LLI as an option?

They offer personal development products in Jacksonville as well as financial development tools in Minneapolis to help you on your way to living a better life.

If you're looking for an income opportunity in Fort Worth, franchise opportunities in Katy or simply to achieve personal growth in Plano, then you'll make a wise choice when you come with us!

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Help for everyone deep in the heart of Texas!


For those seniors out there in the state of Texas, we have information on a reverse mortgage in DFW and a senior home loan in Dallas. Actually, they're the same thing! For those who are cash poor, but house rich, why not let your home work for you and pay off some bills? Contact Americash, your premiere reverse mortgage lender in Texas!

If you live in Spring Texas and are in need of preventative pet care, why not try Treaschwig Veterinary Clinic? Your Spring Texas veterinarian will ensure that your beloved family member and friend is treated to the finest pet wellness services that Spring has to offer. If you're looking for a quality veterinary clinic in Spring Texas, search no further!

It's not only the stars at night that are big and bright there...it's also the diverse businesses and the people behind them!

Monday, November 3, 2008

Hungry for cash? Grab a BLT!


BLT Freedom that is!

Whether you're looking to generate unlimited wealth online in Europe, pursue an internet income opportunity in Cleveland or looking for a residual income opportunity in Canada, this opportunity is for you!

Thanks to personal development products and the ability to become an entrepreneur, the venture offered by BLT Freedom will enable you to make money fast without having to work your fingers to the bone. You can make money online in Portland, earn money right at home in Asia or discover the easiest way to make money online in the United Kingdom.

Why starve. Live is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving. Be well fed with our opportunity!

Friday, October 31, 2008

Happy Halloween!


Just wishing everyone a safe and happy Halloween night!

See you on Monday!

Thursday, October 30, 2008

You are cordially invited...


...to use the wonderful facilities of Parchment Minnesota for all of you needs in terms of special events invitations in Minnesota, personalized gifts in Minnesota, wedding invitations in St Paul and business stationery in St Paul!
Why not contact them today to see what they can do for you?

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio?


Well, we do know where he went, unfortunately, but if you're trying to track down those people in life that mean something to you in one way or another, why not try the Vincenzo People Search?

Whether you suspect a potential business partner of being a grifter and want to do a background check in Los Angeles, find a lost friend in Las Vegas who may have succumbed to the fast paced lifestyle or even a family tree search in Chicago for your relatives, we can help!

Lost loves and old friends can be found in only a matter of time so contact them today!

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Frizzled, frazzled and fried, oh my!


Today...I've got nothing...pretty burned out from writing two similar clients today only and others that were the same for the past week...

Your normal programming will resume eventually so don't attempt to control the horizontal, vertical or anything else...

Monday, October 27, 2008

Quick cash


Looking to make some?

How about a supplemental income opportunity in Indianapolis, work from home opportunities online in Portland or residual income on the internet in Vancouver?

Any will work for you if you like to give cash as much as you get it!

Friday, October 24, 2008

TGIF

'Nuff said...it's been a long one even though it was a short one if that makes any sense whatsoever.

Enjoy the weekend. There will be no reading assignment until Monday...

Thursday, October 23, 2008

On the fritz?


If you're reading this, then odds are you may not have issues with your computer. But, if you see this now, keep in mind that your once high performance computer in Richmond could go down at anytime.

If you have issue ranging from simple computer consulting in Richmond to virus removal in Richmond, contact Argus Computer Services today...or, you know...when you need them!

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

All eyes on you!


"I always feel like Somebody's watching me."
--Somebody's Watching Me, Rockwell

Who's watching you? Most likely corporate security cameras in Dallas, video surveillance in Denton, or security cameras in Frisco!

Thanks to the cutting edge technology and expertise of Advanced Virtual Surveillance, you can have burglar alarms in Fort Worth or home alarms in Plano installed at a fantastic price! Covering both residential and commercial clients, they are the ones to call to safeguard you and your property!

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Time for a career change?


How about trying a great home business?

You can make worry free income in Los Angeles or pursue an independent financial opportunity in Austin with Magnetic Gifting.

For a different type of home business, contact Betty Sokolosky to inquire about online franchise opportunities in Chicago or how to create a six figure income online in Phoenix.

The choices are yours...and they are plentiful!

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Homeward Bound


Gone to lunch on the other side of the country and will return on Tuesday the 20th at the normally scheduled time!

Enjoy the weekend everyone!

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Lots o' Lock


You won't need luck in the Salt Lake City area when you have Lynn's Lock Shop to bail you out of any jam you might have.

Regardless of whether you're in need of key and lock repair in Salt Lake City, emergency locksmith service in Bountiful Utah or a 24 hour locksmith in Riverton Utah, you can count on them to be there to provide assistance in any way!

You can count on their site to be up shortly!

Monday, October 13, 2008

North To Alaksa...


Go North, the Rush is ON!

Well, it's not the same rush that Johnny Horton was singing about, but the rush is on to reserve bed and breakfast accommodations in Alaska thanks to Ketchikan Reservation Service!

If you're longing for an Alaska fishing vacation or other affordable travel packages in Alaska, there's no better choice than a furnished apartments for an extended stay in Ketchikan.

Don't believe me? Take a look for yourself and see whether the exciting getaways to Ketchikan wouldn't make you want to go North, young man (or woman)!

Friday, October 10, 2008

T.G.I.F.

I think that will do it for today. What a long strange trip this week has been so it will end not with a bang, but a whimper...

Play me for overall feeling for the week!

Thursday, October 9, 2008

A touch of elegance isn't a stretch!


Thanks to Party Time Limo, you can do everything from renting stretch limos for proms in Iowa to securing a bachelor party bus for rent in Des Moines.

Ride in style and comfort to whatever event to which you might be heading. Whether you need a sports events shuttle bus in Iowa or even a night out on the town party bus in Iowa, we can make your events even more special!

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Protect yourself


Whether you're itching to hit the open road on a wild hog and need motorcycle insurance in Florida or flood insurance in Miami, Best Rate Insurance can accommodate your needs.

For those looking for peace of mind and financial protection in any or all aspects of their lives, they can help you with auto insurance policies in Florida, a homeowners insurance quote in Florida or even watercraft and boat insurance in Miami.

Contact them today to save yourself time and money!

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Green with envy?


Everyone will turn that color when you tell them that not only are you working to save the environment but also are immersed in your own business making money! With this home based business opportunity with eco friendly fuel, you'll be able to help those in Phoenix and Tulsa out to go green while putting some green in your pocket! Your business will help some to save on gas in Dallas and present others with go green opportunities in New York City. So...while your business grows, so does your bank account and the environmental awareness that's so important!

Monday, October 6, 2008

Let Macintosh take a bite out of your appraisal



As an appraisal company that's well respected throughout Canada, they will act as probate market value appraisers in Surrey, divorce real estate appraisers in metro Vancouver and the premier residential real estate appraisers firm in Canada!

They have the expertise and the experience backing them up so make sure the next time you need residential or commercial real estate appraised, call them!

Friday, October 3, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend...

...as Loverboy once sang...

Well...not me...thankfully!

See you all on Monday!

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Phone home!


And make some money as well!

If you're looking for lucrative home based business opportunities in DC or want to create financial success online in San Francisco, ACN has the venture that's the most from coast to coast!

Offer specials on wireless video phones directv, and more all while starting your own home business and making money every time your customer pays their bill. It's a unique residual income opportunity that allows you to become successful online in Austin and be a part of a fantastic digital phone company in Seattle!

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Again and again and again and again and...


You guessed it! CarbonCopyPRO!

(Hence the repetitive nature of the title!

You can start a home business in Atlanta, pursue online franchise opportunities in Austin or even take part of an abundant money making system in Great Britain!

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

He's the one they call Dr Fretgood!


He's the one that make you feel all right!

Bryan Adams might have gotten his first real six string at the five and dime, but odds are you have a better one! Whether you purchased it at our guitar store in Chicago or somewhere else, know that we can teach you how to play guitar with some of the best music lessons Chicago has ever seen! Or, if you're well into your playing days, we offer repair as well as upgrades to complement your particular instrument!

Dr. Fretgood, the ultimate guitar store in Chicago, features everything from acoustic repair to instrument rental where you can learn everything from bass guitar to piano in our Chicago location!

Regardless of whether you want to learn how to tickle the ivories or if your axe has taken some hacks, the one you want to turn to is the one they call Dr. Fretgood. He's the one that will make you feel all right!

Monday, September 29, 2008

Movin' On Up!


Looking for relocation specialists that offer free moving estimates in Chicago?

Jay Movers is a company that features reliable and professional movers in Chicago helping commercial and residential relocations go as smoothly as possible.

Whether it's a local relocation or long distance moving company in Chicago you seek, Jay Movers is the best around!

Friday, September 26, 2008

Basking in the sun


That's all I can think about right now.

Heading out this weekend to the pool, listening to music and just relaxing while catching some rays. Then, just doing my own thing...it almost feels like the last day of school before summer vacation...and this "summer" (ok...2 day weekend), I'm going to spend time on...myself!

"I haven't been there for the longest time..."
--The Longest Time, Billy Joel

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Low Rider, High Roller


"Take a little trip
Take a little trip
Take a little trip
And see...

Take a little trip
Take a little trip
Take a little trip
With me..."
--Low Rider, War

If you've always wanted to take a little trip (even if it's not with me :( ) then you might want to try Cruise To Cash. They have an online vacation membership that provides business franchise opportunities from Los Angeles to New York City and everywhere in between!

If you're looking for a great business opportunity, you couldn't do any better!

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Healthy, wealthy and wise...


That's what you'll be when you take a look at what the Carmar Insurance Agency has to offer!

Those looking for everything from child health insurance in Glendale to short term temporary health insurance in El Paso will be rewarded as this site links you with information on all of the major medical insurance providers to compare, contrast and find the most affordable rates!

Whether you need quality health insurance rates in Tucson or small business insurance quotes in San Francisco, count on the Carmar Insurance Agency to assist you in your search!

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Baby...roof?


As in when you tell your spouse, "Hey baby, it's time we got a new roof!"

(Ok...was a parody of the Goonies too...so sue me)

But if you're looking for new roof installation in Kansas City, residential siding in Liberty or even free roofing estimates in Smithville, turn to Liberty Roofing who will service all of your needs!

Monday, September 22, 2008

This is what is sounds like...When Pigs Fly...


When Pigs Fly: Songs You Never Thought You'd Hear is one of the great novelty records of the past decade and can be enjoyed by people in Hollywood and Los Angeles as well as New York!

When you have Don Ho from Honolulu performing a cover of the 80s hit, "Shock the Monkey" (originally done by Peter Gabriel from London), and it sounds good, you know you have something there!

Lesley Gore, a New York native, covering "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" by AC DC, the group from Australia, is just another of the highlights of this collection.

For more information, you'll just have to click on the links because it has to be heard to be believed--and enjoyed!